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funny tech support stories
30-Aug-07
Welcome to short funny stories,
Funny Stories ›› Funny tech support stories
›› funny tech support stories 009
I listened one day as a gentleman explained that "nothing was
happening" on the web. Assuming this meant that he was having problems
with his connection, I asked him for the exact error message he was
receiving. "I'm not getting any error messages," he said. "I just
double clicked the Dial Touch America icon and hit Connect. It dialed,
made some noise, then it said I was connected. It shows the duration
here, which says I have been connected for 1 hour and 38 minutes but
nothing has happened yet!" It was a slow day, so I walked him through
all the basics of using a web browser to navigate around the web. It
was obvious at this point that this gentleman's only previous Internet
experience was AOL. Those darn AOL users think the Internet is all
about what you're forced to see, not what you choose to see.
Funny Stories ›› Funny tech support stories
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Black and White in Color
Received a call from a new user wanting to know why her documents were
not printing in color. I told her that the printer is a black and white
laser printer She said well the program said what you see is what you
get. I told her again that the printer is only prints in black and
white. She continued to blame the software and her computer and wanted
someone to come take a look at it.
Funny Stories ›› Funny tech support stories
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I believe it was HP Tech Support that received a call from a woman complaining that
her cup-holder (CD-ROM Drawer) was broken.
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Shooting Stars
13-May-07
The mighty star lion who lives in the sky
Sends a meteor storm into flight.
The meteors flash in a fiery dance
That parts the deep darkness of night,
Like star after star after sparkling star
Shedding beautiful showers of light.
And one little lion looks up at the sky
And welcomes the marvelous sight.
Like dream after dream after silvery dream
The starry-like shower falls bright,
And one little lion looks up at the sky
As she sits, all alone, in the night.
Then one and then two and then three lions more
Softly steal in from left and from right.
And four sleepy lions all bathe in the glow
Of the magical meteors' light.
The End
pbskids.org/lions
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